I wandered down Mooreville Road -

Lost in a dream...

I was jumped by a werewolf -

it was only Seth Green...

He bit me & mounted me -

He fucked me -

I screamed...

But he wouldn't stop -

Not just for a cop -

He knew how to top

& I liked it obscene.

After I woke

I told all my friends...

That Seth Green had wolfed out

& fucked me again...

But then one guy smiled

& I asked what had got him?

He just laughed & blushed

as he stood up & cussed...

And he said: "Well in my dreams...

Seth Green is a bottom."

- For Seth Green, Who Inspired It -