Sunday, July 13, 2008

Birthday Wishlist

So. People keep asking me what I want for my birthday. And as I just expressed to Michael, here are things I'd like, which I don't really expect to get, but would love to get anyhow:

the safest bet: I'll love this!

Amazon Gift Cards.
Go to "Tools" in your internet browser; then click on "Internet Options"; then hit the "delete cookies" key - then click on the link above, and not only can you send me a gift card through e-mail or however you choose, but I'll also get kickbacks through my website...I think. lol I shop at Amazon constantly, and I can get almost anything there, and I have FREE 2 Day shipping on all my purchases. And any price value is fine. The minium being $5.00, which is, as I said, fine.

Do NOT buy me Star Trek or Star Wars books!
I have all the ones I want, and I have all the others pre-ordered! lol

Other Sure Win Surprises:

Cash.
I don't really expect cash. lol. The economy sucks. The only person who gives me cash is my grandmother. She also gives some ex-bf's cash if she knows them well, so if you want money from my Grandma try to date me, and get to know my Grandma real well.

Anything Doctor Who.
Except dvds. I have almost all of them, so it's best not to risk it. I also have 1 shirt, and the Sonic Screwdriver / Psychic Paper set + loads of magazines. Beyond that you can't go wrong with the Doctor, and the merchandise is varied in size, shape and cost. And just because I have 1 shirt doesn't mean I don't want more!

Gift cards for clothing stores.
I hate shopping for clothes, but will do so if I have a gift card. This one's probably not a good idea as clothing is usually expensive. Better to just stick with the amazon one.

Here's a nice cheap gift:

Pictures of me.
I seriously need to be working on my new galleries, and I just haven't been. So take some pictures of me, or have one taken with me, and you can rest easy, knowing that you've given me something I can use.

Pictures of me having a threesome with Michael & Corey.
You know who you are. Make it happen. LOL Just kidding. Mostly.

Pictures of me having a threesome with Lenny Kravitz & Ewan McGregor.
You know who you are. Make it happen. PLEASE!!!

All of these are acceptable.

And if you're really looking to make an impression, you can mix and match. Get me a gift card with Doctor Who on it. Or pictures of me having a 5-way with Michael, Corey, Lenny & Ewan! :-0) It could happen!

But if you're in a bind and you can't afford any of these things, or it's against your religion or something...then there is one gift that is completely free, but requires that we be in the same room together. Not that you PERVS!

Hugs. Hugs are always good.

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