Saturday, November 24, 2007

Work was crazed yesterday. Mostly having to do with computer malfunctions...and soul-less, two-faced, corporate types trolling the location upon my arrival. Ick. But I got to work with so many great peeps, and see so many cool people as well. T-Bone, my 'blog stalker' and alternate universe version of me was there! I hadn't seen her in person in ages! She & her husband Box were feeling under the weather, so send them lots of happy sickness destroying thoughts! ;-0)

After work, and many sleepless hours, I went directly home, crashed in my room - watched some Buffy, but fell asleep during, at around 8pm. I slept until a bit after 5am. Nice. I had this dream though, that I was friends with Brad Pitt, who invited me to try out for this movie, even though I'm not an actor. I was waiting in line with all these other guys who were really into the acting thing, wondering why I'd been invited to this...and when I finally reached a point where I could see the scene playing out with Brad, it involved each guy offering him some bottled water and then making out with him!?! The director, at this point, made sure that every guy in line knew that this is what the scene required and anyone not comfortable with that should leave. I almost left. Because in the dream, Brad was my friend, and it seemed odd. lol. But I toughed it out, and gave him an amazing kiss, but it made us both laugh, and he told me he brought me in to keep things light and give him a breather from the serious actor types. I remember thinking I was proud of him for planning to appear in such an openly gay film. lol They picked some final people, which didn't include me, and then the rest of us were hurded out. As we were sent on our way, we were told that we had signed agreements telling us that none of us could reveal anything about the audition or we would be arrested - as such rumors might hurt the film being made. Now this part is one of those things that only makes sense in dreams, but the whole waiting in line part, and all that, took place outside in a wooded area, but when they made us leave we came up into my old church out of the basement section, and this wasn't shocking at all! Later, I snuck back in to watch the rest of the tryouts (sneaking passed some truly obnoxious body guard types. Only to find that the rest of the audition was Brad fucking the rest of the 'winners'. lol And in my dream, Brad was supposedly still straight, so seeing my friend pound away on these boys (there was some fisting as well - ick) was quite an eye opener, and I was left wondering if I should tell him what I'd seen or not. But then I found some evidence that proved the movie wasn't being made at all; that Brad just set up the auditions so he could fuck a bunch of Brad worshippers. It was rather disturbing. The rest of my dream branched out in all kinds of wacky directions, but every once in awhile, I'd try to tell someone the truth, only to find that I couldn't which was all kinds of disturbing. lol Dreams are neat.

As a kind of post script to that Dream thing, I just want to state that I've never before found Mr. Pitt attractive when he wasn't playing a vampire. Even after seeing him in Playgirl magazine. But now...strangely, I do. Damn it. Dreams can be neat, but they screw you over sometimes too!

So, I woke up, checked my e-mail, replied to some stuff. I did the facebook, myspace thing, and then I wrote this. I have that party today. I'll be seeing Mark, Michael, Janice, and large group of my family members today. I hope things go smoothly with Jamie. I don't know what started her on this path of Jason hatred and bitchdom, but I'd like to steer her back to a place where it's possible to be in the same room with her, and not have her glaring at me.

   posted by Bald Jason at 06:24 AM
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